The person who initiated this conversation is a friend of my best friend (J). I've never actually met the friend (R) , but somehow she became convinced I was not really me, but J. What follows is unedited, except to replace names and clarify.
T'day
10:26pm
Is this J
10:26pm
no
it's grace
but i'm J's friend
10:26pm
Grace in year
??
10:27pm
finished yr 12
why?
10:27pm
Oh ok sorry thorught u were her foR some reson
10:27pm
:P easy enough i suppose
but don't we have diffeernt names?
10:28pm
I don't know lol
Soz
Soz
10:28pm
that's okay
10:29pm
:)
[At this point, I decided just to mess with her a little, since she was already suspicious about my identity. Then the fun really began.]
[At this point, I decided just to mess with her a little, since she was already suspicious about my identity. Then the fun really began.]
10:29pm
actually, i am her
10:29pm
Omg
Who r u really
10:29pm
:P
10:30pm
Serious who r u
10:30pm
really i'm me
10:30pm
Ok bye
Thanks for lying
[I am now talking with J, and we decide this is too funny to let it end here]
Thanks for lying
[I am now talking with J, and we decide this is too funny to let it end here]
10:30pm
but no, i'm not J
10:31pm
Then who the fuck r u
10:31pm
i told you
i'm grace, her friend
and life partner
10:31pm
???
10:32pm
never mind
10:32pm
Can u just tell me the truth
[What probably amuses me most is that 95% of what I tell her is entirely true]
[What probably amuses me most is that 95% of what I tell her is entirely true]
10:32pm
but i am!
i'm not her, but i'm her friend
ask her the next time you see her
10:33pm
Really then why do have a picture of her shoes
[J and I own a pair each of identical purple converse with matching laces]
[J and I own a pair each of identical purple converse with matching laces]
10:33pm
huh?
her shoes?
where?
can you show me?
are you in her year?
are you in her year?
10:34pm
On ur profile pics thing don't and why would I tell u my year
10:35pm
but you're in yr 9 at [school] with her right?
10:35pm
I don't know cos I Lyie
10:36pm
and her shoes?
they're mine!
we match :)
10:36pm
There yours
J
J
Yeh what's ebbed
Evver
10:36pm
huh?
no, really, we have the same shoes on purpose
10:37pm
Don't worry see ya tomorrow lyre
10:37pm
i don't understand!
i truly am confused
10:39pm
Stop talking to me
[around this time, I was also tag-teamed by R's friend X. This friend has a history of disliking me, since she maintains it is my fault she receives notifications about games I play, despite my telling her how to fix the problem. X asks me where I'm from, how old I am, and generally swears at me maintaining that I'm lying about my identity. I want to keep R in conversation for as long as possible, as J and I are becoming more and more amused by their general behaviour. J has decided to tell them I have hacked her Facebook, though how this would result in me not being me I have no idea. Of course, they believe it.]
[around this time, I was also tag-teamed by R's friend X. This friend has a history of disliking me, since she maintains it is my fault she receives notifications about games I play, despite my telling her how to fix the problem. X asks me where I'm from, how old I am, and generally swears at me maintaining that I'm lying about my identity. I want to keep R in conversation for as long as possible, as J and I are becoming more and more amused by their general behaviour. J has decided to tell them I have hacked her Facebook, though how this would result in me not being me I have no idea. Of course, they believe it.]
10:39pm
but you started the conversation!
10:39pm
Ok bye p
10:40pm
well, i really am not J
10:41pm
Bye
10:41pm
okay, bye
but i'm still not sure who you are exactly
[I think R interprets this as a grab for information, as if I were some sort of internet pervert. You know, as if all the information I could ever want wasn't stored on her profile]
[I think R interprets this as a grab for information, as if I were some sort of internet pervert. You know, as if all the information I could ever want wasn't stored on her profile]
10:42pm
Get lost
10:43pm
i'm not asking you to tell me, just making a statement
and that's rude, you know
[I decided at this point that I would deal with her in the manner in which I dealt with childhood bullies- pointing out the flaws in her arguments, as well as her manners, spelling and grammar]
[I decided at this point that I would deal with her in the manner in which I dealt with childhood bullies- pointing out the flaws in her arguments, as well as her manners, spelling and grammar]
10:43pm
Don't care cos u r a lyier wanna kn who I am go in my profile
:P
10:44pm
i know your name, i'm simply unsure how i know you in the first place
but i don't expect you to answer
10:46pm
I'm R
I dint know
10:46pm
i know you're R
it says so
just like i'm grace
i guess through J
10:47pm
Yeh she said she haked ur fb
10:48pm
how curious
i guess we're both on at the same timeiqwVED;uikBFD;f'
10:48pm
Who me
10:48pm
the virus
10:48pm
Hmm
10:49pm
hmm?
10:49pm
What the he'll r u talking bout
?
10:50pm
oh, ignore the random letter thing, my computer just does that sometimes
10:50pm
Ok
10:50pm
viruses are awful
10:50pm
I'm gonna go bye I'm tired
10:50pm
oh, are you friends with someone named X?
10:50pm
Why
10:50pm
she was talking to me and you were mentioned
i'm not sure how i know her either
10:50pm
Oh yeh I am what did she say
10:51pm
she just said that she wanted to know how i knew you too
i just thought it was strange that you both were asking me the same questions
10:52pm
Ok i really don't know who u r
Why dint u have pics of urself of ur profile
Why dint u have pics of urself of ur profile
10:52pm
because i'm insecure about my body
but there are tagged pics by other people
10:53pm
I want to see who u r
How do u know J
10:53pm
guides
we're best buddes :)
and there are pics of me tagged somewhere
i suppose if you were looking you'd be able to find them
it's all on my profile, like you said before
i'm quite fond of this one though
[link to genuine but indistinguishable picture]
10:56pm
Ok in gonna go bye
10:56pm
huh?
why?
we're having an exchange of information
10:57pm
Ok I'm tiers
D
10:58pm
tiers? why, what a terrible accident that must have been!
how does one split oneself into tiers anyway?
10:58pm
Omg ur dumb
10:59pm
me? why? unless you meant tears...
10:59pm
I ment tierd
10:59pm
then i suppose you could construe my reaction as 'dumb', but it was really an honest mistake
tiered? past tense?
you mean you're no longer in tiers? [badum-dum]
11:00pm
what?
i'm not sure i can discern your meaning
11:01pm
I don't care
Tell someone that cares
Tell someone that cares
11:01pm
oh, i understand now
thanks for clearing that up!
:)
what an awful misunderstanding we had there
11:02pm
Ur gay
11:02pm
excuse me?
11:03pm
What
11:03pm
i actually find such use of the term offensive
no need to be rude
11:04pm
Well stop acting dumb
11:04pm
i'm not acting 'dumb', as you put it
11:04pm
I'm going ur a Waste of time
11:04pm
again, i'm offended
first you begin a conversation, accuse me of being somebody else, and you insult me!
11:05pm
I'm so deleting u as a friend
R has gone ashore.11:05pm
Ruby be on board11:06pm
11:06pm
Ok whatever I'm sorry ok
Bye bye see u tomorrow
11:08pm
well, i won't but i'm sure you''l see J
Ruby has gone ashore.11:08pm
This conversation lasted over half an hour, and she still believes I'm J.
So far, she has not followed through in her defriending.
This conversation lasted over half an hour, and she still believes I'm J.
So far, she has not followed through in her defriending.
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