The person who initiated this conversation is a friend of my best friend (J). I've never actually met the friend (R) , but somehow she became convinced I was not really me, but J. What follows is unedited, except to replace names and clarify.
T'day
10:26pm
no
it's grace
but i'm J's friend
10:27pm
finished yr 12
why?
10:27pm
Oh ok sorry thorught u were her foR some reson
10:27pm
:P
easy enough i suppose
but don't we have diffeernt names?
10:28pm
I don't know lol
Soz
10:29pm
:)
[At this point, I decided just to mess with her a little, since she was already suspicious about my identity. Then the fun really began.]
10:29pm
actually, i am her
10:29pm
Omg
Who r u really
10:29pm
:P
10:30pm
Ok bye
Thanks for lying
[I am now talking with J, and we decide this is too funny to let it end here]
10:30pm
but no, i'm not J
10:31pm
Then who the fuck r u
10:31pm
i told you
i'm grace, her friend
and life partner
10:32pm
Can u just tell me the truth
[What probably amuses me most is that 95% of what I tell her is entirely true]
10:32pm
but i am!
i'm not her, but i'm her friend
ask her the next time you see her
10:33pm
Really then why do have a picture of her shoes
[J and I own a pair each of identical purple converse with matching laces]
10:33pm
huh?
her shoes?
where?
can you show me?
are you in her year?
10:34pm
On ur profile pics thing don't and why would I tell u my year
10:35pm
but you're in yr 9 at [school] with her right?
10:35pm
I don't know cos I Lyie
10:36pm
and her shoes?
they're mine!
we match
:)
10:36pm
There yours
J
Yeh what's ebbed
Evver
10:36pm
huh?
no, really, we have the same shoes on purpose
10:37pm
Don't worry see ya tomorrow lyre
10:37pm
i don't understand!
i truly am confused
10:39pm
Stop talking to me
[around this time, I was also tag-teamed by R's friend X. This friend has a history of disliking me, since she maintains it is my fault she receives notifications about games I play, despite my telling her how to fix the problem. X asks me where I'm from, how old I am, and generally swears at me maintaining that I'm lying about my identity. I want to keep R in conversation for as long as possible, as J and I are becoming more and more amused by their general behaviour. J has decided to tell them I have hacked her Facebook, though how this would result in me not being me I have no idea. Of course, they believe it.]
10:39pm
but you started the conversation!
10:40pm
well, i really am not J
10:41pm
okay, bye
but i'm still not sure who you are exactly
[I think R interprets this as a grab for information, as if I were some sort of internet pervert. You know, as if all the information I could ever want wasn't stored on her profile]
10:43pm
i'm not asking you to tell me, just making a statement
and that's rude, you know
[I decided at this point that I would deal with her in the manner in which I dealt with childhood bullies- pointing out the flaws in her arguments, as well as her manners, spelling and grammar]
10:43pm
Don't care cos u r a lyier wanna kn who I am go in my profile
:P
10:44pm
i know your name, i'm simply unsure how i know you in the first place
but i don't expect you to answer
10:46pm
i know you're R
it says so
just like i'm grace
i guess through J
10:47pm
Yeh she said she haked ur fb
10:48pm
how curious
i guess we're both on at the same timeiqwVED;uikBFD;f'
10:49pm
What the he'll r u talking bout
?
10:50pm
oh, ignore the random letter thing, my computer just does that sometimes
10:50pm
viruses are awful
10:50pm
I'm gonna go bye I'm tired
10:50pm
oh, are you friends with someone named X?
10:50pm
she was talking to me and you were mentioned
i'm not sure how i know her either
10:50pm
Oh yeh I am what did she say
10:51pm
she just said that she wanted to know how i knew you too
i just thought it was strange that you both were asking me the same questions
10:52pm
Ok i really don't know who u r
Why dint u have pics of urself of ur profile
10:52pm
because i'm insecure about my body
but there are tagged pics by other people
10:53pm
I want to see who u r
How do u know J
10:53pm
guides
we're best buddes
:)and there are pics of me tagged somewhere
i suppose if you were looking you'd be able to find them
it's all on my profile, like you said before
i'm quite fond of this one though
[link to genuine but indistinguishable picture]
10:56pm
Ok in gonna go bye
10:56pm
huh?
why?
we're having an exchange of information
10:58pm
tiers? why, what a terrible accident that must have been!
how does one split oneself into tiers anyway?
10:59pm
me? why? unless you meant tears...
10:59pm
then i suppose you could construe my reaction as 'dumb', but it was really an honest mistake
tiered? past tense?
you mean you're no longer in tiers? [badum-dum]
11:00pm
I dint care
[When all else fails, confuse people with intrinsic vocabulary]
11:00pm
what?
i'm not sure i can discern your meaning
11:01pm
I don't care
Tell someone that cares
11:01pm
oh, i understand now
thanks for clearing that up!
:) what an awful misunderstanding we had there
11:03pm
i actually find such use of the term offensive
no need to be rude
11:04pm
Well stop acting dumb
11:04pm
i'm not acting 'dumb', as you put it
11:04pm
I'm going ur a Waste of time
11:04pm
again, i'm offended
first you begin a conversation, accuse me of being somebody else, and you insult me!
11:05pm
I'm so deleting u as a friend
R has gone ashore.11:05pm
11:05pm
if that's the way you feel, you can do what you wish
Your chat message wasn't sent because Ruby is offline.
[I then sent this as a message to her inbox, and she returns, still thinking I'm J playing an extravagant joke]
Ruby be on board11:06pm
11:06pm
Ok whatever I'm sorry ok
Bye bye see u tomorrow
11:08pm
well, i won't but i'm sure you''l see J
Ruby has gone ashore.11:08pm
This conversation lasted over half an hour, and she still believes I'm J.
So far, she has not followed through in her defriending.
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